2011 Oscars- Documentary winners

Oscar nominee Amy Adams and Jake Gyllenhaal present the award for Best Documentary Short Feature to “Strangers No More”

Best Live Action Short Form goes to Luke Matheny for his work on “God of Love”

“Gosh I should’ve got a haircut. Thanks to the Academy for this amazing honour. To my fellow nominees.”

Continuing on the documentary categories, talk show queen, Oprah Winfrey presents the award to Charles Ferguson and Audrey Marrs for the “Inside Job”. Before doing his thank yous, Charles had a go at the “fraudsters” still on the loose. To those who aren’t in jail after causing the financial crisis over three years ago. He then went on to do thanks yous, “Thank you all for this profound honour. Let the record show, I’m not wearing jeans.”

A ‘Swift’ end to the most bizarre Hollywood romance

Jake Gyllenhaal and Taylor Swift have called it quits. *SOB, SNIFF*? The (bizarre) couple are believed to have parted ways last month, in what would appear to be a mutual and amicable split. Now the question I have to ask you all is, are you surprised? I’m not- at all. I don’t know Taylor Swift personally, but judging by the image she projects on stage, in the media, she’s a good girl. She hasn’t gone ‘off the rails’ like some of her young Hollywood counterparts. He looks like a nice guy, descent and the type any parents would be pretty happy to have as a son-in-law, but they’re really not suited in my opinion. Maybe he wanted some and she was like Jake The Snake, no no buddy! Just kidding, but yeah they’re done so The End and it would appear as though my sentiments have been echoed on Twitter. Some comments:

“Of course Taylor Swift & Jake Gyllenhaal broke up. If she doesnt date at least 6 guys a year she wont have enough songs for a new album. Duh”

“Taylor Swift and Jake Gyllenhaal have broken up. In other news, Taylor Swift has started writing her next album #epictweets”

“Taylor Swift & Jake Gyllenhaal broke up. To help her cope I’ve compiled a list of useful words: snake, ache, heartbreak, fake, mistake …”

Hilarity Maybe she’ll try hook up with Bieber. Then you’ll see the shit hit the fan with Disney and Bieber worlds. World War III vibes ha! So that’s the sleaze for the day! You go forth and conquer Wednesday ya hear!